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Basically, sarah had my bebo password for a while. My profile contained this:

geoffrey leonard: when be tge laST THIME THAT YOHJ HAS SEX WITGH ANYBODTY? THAT BE A RARE OCASSDION NAY WASJNIN`TY 'T? :L (i would like t' mention that i enjoy capitals on accoun' o' swabbies think i`m shoutin' at them) x]

wifey: i met me buxom beauty 7 voyages ago in a spaceship! i pushed th' lass' o'er th' wobbly bridge on accoun' o' i`m a bitch :L then we had t' "sort things ou'" wi' "mrs. harris" :D we had a swashbuckle o'er a crisp packet, but now we be shipmates again. WE BOTH BUM JACK!(Y) alriiiiight! (Y)

i be goin' t' me house
'tis rainin
'i be seein' some cars
me legs be movin'
ME ARM BE WET!

I gave Rissa ANOTHER make over xD
PERTIER!

Need I say more about this picture? :L
Good times.

Chris - i walk the defined line of uncertainty says:
you sure your hand didnt help it come out xD
Sarah says:
yes chris
i'm sure
it wasn't some sort of weird vaginal dribble
it was coming out my mouth :L
Sarah says:
NOT THE VAGINAL DRIBBLEE
Sarah says:
oh damn

i gave rissa a make-over :D
PERTY!

Chris Lyon

and now tom has an orgasm on his status :D

Sarah Ward

rofl! he's been gone for a few minutes and now look what's happened!! xD ahahahaha
*draws on walls in red crayon* >:D
care to join me? buahahaha!

Chris Lyon

*gets spray gun out* O yes :D

Sarah Ward

*flings cake mixture all over the kitchen* TEHE! :D

Chris Lyon

*looks at door on the floor* whooopss...

Sarah Ward

mwahaha! *rips up books and glues them to the carpet* >:D

Chris Lyon

*waves at you*

through whole in ceiling :D

Sarah Ward

LMAO! thanks for making me dribble my drink on my pyjamas xD good one (Y)
*mates the dog with the cat* :D

Chris Lyon

Yay :] that has to be posted on your fail blogg :]

*watches the new born mutant fly out the window*

Sarah Ward

it should be :D i'll work on it now!
anymoo, why has it got wings? xD

*squirts ketchup in the fish bowl* tehehehe :D look at them float!

LMAO!!!!!

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Sarah : yeah lol1 it's an "i just jizzed in my face" pants
Sarah : *pants
Sarah : *face
Sarah : fuck it
Sarah : you know what i mean x
Sarah : *xD

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a sign in cambridge that said surebuild scaffolding. the first S was used for both the word surebuild and the word scaffolding.
sarah: "surebuild.. caffolding!"
fail.
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• pango massionfruit juice.
• the 'my black son' song
• she paid jazz a fiver to get her starbucks.
• when harry potter was attacked by the inferi, it was a "big hug'
• randomly started screaming in geography.

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a conversation in form time

caarissa: crud!
emma: what is crud, anyway?
sarah: isn't it something to do with cows?
emma: that's cud retard.

this.

beginning.

i'munna start by listning the things she's done in the past.

• hurt herself eating mentos
• "behavior!"
• dribbled on my hand
• back-combed her hair so it looks like a crisp-bowl
• made caarissa look like a man
• various rapings
• 101 ways to misuse a pig
• made her own way of time telling
• created her own religion
• used the word "catrabbit" as a username without knowing what it means.
• got a d in a test because she didn't do the test, she just badmouthed people.
• fallen into a pile of chairs because there was glitter around.
• acus'eth'ing
• book of face
• TRAH'ER
• found the word 'ham' funny
• had a bubble fight with jack and haad to have her hair washed with a water bottle.
• played with the ham.

i can't think of anymore right now, but there are more.