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Basically, sarah had my bebo password for a while. My profile contained this:

geoffrey leonard: when be tge laST THIME THAT YOHJ HAS SEX WITGH ANYBODTY? THAT BE A RARE OCASSDION NAY WASJNIN`TY 'T? :L (i would like t' mention that i enjoy capitals on accoun' o' swabbies think i`m shoutin' at them) x]

wifey: i met me buxom beauty 7 voyages ago in a spaceship! i pushed th' lass' o'er th' wobbly bridge on accoun' o' i`m a bitch :L then we had t' "sort things ou'" wi' "mrs. harris" :D we had a swashbuckle o'er a crisp packet, but now we be shipmates again. WE BOTH BUM JACK!(Y) alriiiiight! (Y)

i be goin' t' me house
'tis rainin
'i be seein' some cars
me legs be movin'
ME ARM BE WET!