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Sarah : yeah lol1 it's an "i just jizzed in my face" pants
Sarah : *pants
Sarah : *face
Sarah : fuck it
Sarah : you know what i mean x
Sarah : *xD

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a sign in cambridge that said surebuild scaffolding. the first S was used for both the word surebuild and the word scaffolding.
sarah: "surebuild.. caffolding!"
fail.
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• pango massionfruit juice.
• the 'my black son' song
• she paid jazz a fiver to get her starbucks.
• when harry potter was attacked by the inferi, it was a "big hug'
• randomly started screaming in geography.

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a conversation in form time

caarissa: crud!
emma: what is crud, anyway?
sarah: isn't it something to do with cows?
emma: that's cud retard.

this.

beginning.

i'munna start by listning the things she's done in the past.

• hurt herself eating mentos
• "behavior!"
• dribbled on my hand
• back-combed her hair so it looks like a crisp-bowl
• made caarissa look like a man
• various rapings
• 101 ways to misuse a pig
• made her own way of time telling
• created her own religion
• used the word "catrabbit" as a username without knowing what it means.
• got a d in a test because she didn't do the test, she just badmouthed people.
• fallen into a pile of chairs because there was glitter around.
• acus'eth'ing
• book of face
• TRAH'ER
• found the word 'ham' funny
• had a bubble fight with jack and haad to have her hair washed with a water bottle.
• played with the ham.

i can't think of anymore right now, but there are more.